Player Profiles

Name : Graham Jones

Home Town : Moreton in Marsh

Position : Captain / batsman

Sporting Hero – Chris Horne
Nicknames – Gravy
Hardest Player – Moley
Gayest Player – Tom Balding
Best Innings – Can’t read hand writing
Favourite Team – Swindon CC
Best Player Played With – Simon Parry
Funniest Player – Simon Parry
Longest in Shower – Simon Parry

Name : Nick Jefferies

Home Town : Moreton in Marsh

Position : Vice Captain / right arm medium pace

Sporting Hero – Eric Cantona
Nicknames – Nicko/ Sparky
Hardest Player – Claire Balding
Gayest Player – Claire Balding
Best Innings – 33 v Longbourgh
Favourite Team – Moreton 2nds
Best Player Played With – Gravy
Funniest Player – Gravy
Longest in Shower – Timmer

Name : Chris Oakey

Home Town : Longbourgh

Position : Wicket keeper / batsman

Sporting Hero – Darren Gough
Nicknames – Coakey
Hardest Player – Jack W.
Gayest Player – Tom Balding
Best Innings – 72 no.
Favourite Team – Gloucester
Best Player Played With – Darren Calevero
Funniest  Player – Gravy
Longest in Shower – Gravy

Name : Nick Timms (Sex God)

Home Town : Moreton in Marsh

Position : Wicket keeper / batsman

Sporting Hero – Marlon King (Rapist)
Nicknames – Timmer
Hardest Player – Continental
Gayest Player – Claire Balding
Best Innings – 52 Last Season
Favourite Team – Banbury
Best Player Played With – Gravy (Funniest Looking)
Funniest Player – Sarge (great length)
Longest in Shower – Nicko

Name : Gary Townsend

Home Town : Longbourgh

Position :  Opening batsman

Sporting Hero – Valentino Rossi
Nicknames – Moley
Hardest Player – Gary Townsend
Gayest Player – Gravy
Best Innings – 50 odd last season
Favourite Team – Man Utd
Best Player Played With – Sean Williams
Funniest Player – Timmer
Longest in Shower – Gravy

Name : Paul Whitehouse

Home Town : Moreton

Position : Batsman / right arm bowler

Sporting Hero – Mario Ballotelli
Nicknames – Obama
Hardest Player – Moley
Gayest Player – Moley
Best Innings – Back in 1993 v Aus
Favourite Team – Vauxhall Motors FC
Best Player Played With – Nigel Winters
Funniest Player – Simon Parry
Longest in Shower -Gravy

Name : Tom Baldwin

Home Town : Longbourgh

Position : Right arm medium / batsman

Sporting Hero – Jim Steele
Nicknames – Claire Balding
Hardest Player – Coakey
Gayest Player – Tom Balding
Best Innings – 6 not out Inkberrow
Favourite Team – Moreton 11’s
Best Player Played With – Owen Coyle
Funniest Player – Gravy
Longest in Shower – Gravy

Name : Ashley Tombs

Home Town : Moreton

Position : Catcher / batsman

Sporting Hero – Michael Dawson
Nicknames – Bo Bash
Hardest Player – Ashley Tombs
Gayest Player – Continental
Best Innings – 29 Today
Favourite Team – England
Best Player Played With – Gary M
Funniest Player – N/a I don’t do funny
Longest in Shower – Jacko

Name : Jack Wise

Home Town : Moreton

Position : Opening bowler

Sporting Hero – Dom Mateo
Nicknames – Wisey
Hardest Player – Gary
Gayest Player – Timmer
Best Innings – 4 vs Bidford ( + 5 wicket hall)
Favourite Team – England
Best Player Played With – David Heath
Funniest Player – Ash
Longest in Shower – Timmer

Name : Martin Jones

Home Town : Moreton

Position : Bowler/ batsman

Sporting Hero – Matt Le Tis
Nicknames – Sarge
Hardest Player – Gerry Gow
Gayest Player – Mark Nichlas
Best Innings – 85 v City Slickers
Favourite Team – Aston Villa
Best Player Played With – Michael Caudren
Funniest Player – Peter Beardsley
Longest in Shower -Seppy

Name : The Bean

Home Town : Moreton

Position : Striker

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Name : Gary Maxwell

Home Town : Mandini

Position : Left arm bowler / batsman

Sporting Hero – Jonty Rhodes
Nicknames – Continental
Hardest Player – Ash the bully
Gayest Player – Paulo
Best Innings – 45 v Claverdon (New best 57 v Winchcombe)
Favourite Team – Natal
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Longest in Shower – Gravy

Name : Alfie Wilson

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Position : Bowler / fielder

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Name : Dan Hirons

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Position : Slogger

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